Rumors
Mar 13 2026
I had a client book me at a motel, one of the most nervous guys I’ve met with. He kept looking out the window for the first fifteen minutes into the two hour booking, talking about how he never does things like this and asking if I thought anyone saw us. Whatever I figured he must have been going behind his wifes back or something. Eventually he managed to calm down enough to get things started. We couldn’t have been going at it long when we were interrupted by loud knocking on the door.
He got off me, threw on pants and opened the door. Now occasionally I’ve had run in’s with clients spouses at inopportune times and it’s stressful, it sucks, and it can get bad, but I’m use to it. When the door opened a man came in through the door and said “Did you just fuck my cousin?!”
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Very much not what I was expecting. The client said how sorry he was and how he just really wanted to fuck a trans sex worker so badly and couldn't stop himself. The cousin went on a long thing about how him fucking a trans woman made him less of a man and some other garbage and tells the client to go home and how he’ll talk to me about the error of my ways. Client goes home, and I was alone with this cousin guy. He goes “yeah sorry about him, hes kinda stupid, that was all an act, can we fuck?”
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Genuinely a very odd booking for me, but getting paid twice for one booking was very nice for me at a time when I couldn’t afford to turn down shitty clients as much, definitely could have done without all the extra drama.
Feb 25 2026
Here is where I will write some off-color things about my own life, about love,
about sex for fun, and about sex as labor.
Specific plans include: odd places I've done sex work, unique kinks I've
encountered, innovative things my roommate puts hot sauce on (interesting), and my
opinions on topics I think my life has given me a unique perspective on.